Monday, October 30, 2006

Father's daughter - Exhibit 103

This is an actual conversation from dinnertime tonight.

Me: "Grace, I heard you sat on the potty today."
Grace (speaking in the third person): "Grace did not did a poo, just a fart."

Sunday, October 29, 2006

The Terrorists Have Truly Won

At Heathrow today, Sarah's carryon bag was searched and when they found her newly purchased jar of Marmite to bring back to the States, it was confiscated.

Marmite - The Choice yeast based spread of Muslim Extremists.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Airport Hell

I'm sitting in a lounge at JFK waiting for my flight to London and all the tvs are tuned to Channel 9, which has become the red headed stepchild of tv stations. When UPN & the WB merged, 9 was left out in the cold.

Tonight's offering: an old rerun of the Bernie Mac Show.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

What Dreams May Come

Me: Grace, did you have a good nap?
Grace: Yeahhh.
Me: did you have any dreams?
Grace: yes
Me: what did you dream about?
Grace: (slight pause) Frogs!

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Please, please please...

Vote in this election. The date is November 7th.

Really, if you don't vote, you should seriously shut the F up about anything involving politics forever. There is still time to get an absentee ballot if you want.

I disagree with my father on politics, but I will always agree with him that voting is important. There really is no excuse for not voting.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

If a picture is worth 1000 words...

Here are 2000 of my favorite.

I'm sorry. I just can't get excited about a subway series, no matter what. The Yankees are about as cohesive as a 20 year old roll of tape.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The Three Musketeers


That's a heckuva email Foley!